So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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