Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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