If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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