yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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