belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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