He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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