How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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