I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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