If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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