Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Randomize
