you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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