The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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