please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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