I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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