UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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