im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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