It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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