kristin has been a bad kristin
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Randomize
