how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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