Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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