sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
These tits shall not be calmed
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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