Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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