You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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