Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My vagina just recognized that song.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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