you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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