I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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