I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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