i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize