I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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