My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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