I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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