That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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