Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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