Im at strip club and am horny
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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