doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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