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• (586): View more from Michigan

  So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.

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  what did you do?

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  i asked her out. that's so hot.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.

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  ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.

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