I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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