think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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