But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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