I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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