TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
they're like a gay fantastic four
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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