16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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