i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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