is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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