Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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