maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
now i know why i became what i already was.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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