Buhtt sex?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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