i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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