i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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