we have officially lost it.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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