Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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