A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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