You're so nebulous sometimes
I just threw up on my dentist
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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