Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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