Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We have started to decorate penises.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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