So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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